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slauthordraws:

I made a commissions page!
Sketches: $5 for chibi, $10 for regular
Lined art: $8 for chibi, $15 for regular
Full color: $25 for chibi, $40 for regular
Additional characters and detailed backgrounds are both +50% of base price each

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q-werty20:

POV: you are being bestowed the knowledge of undertale lore that has been debated since it’s release buy tony box, that one guy who slipped homestuck mpreg into an official Pokémon game’s ost

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discount-supervillain:

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grox:

Kill everyone

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kaiserin-erzsebet:

Part of why Jonathan Harker is a great character is that he does have breakdowns about the Horrors. But he also gets back up and faces the Horrors. And he hits the Horrors with the nearest possible weapon.

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lizardlicks:

durbikins:
captainsnoop:
durbikins:
captainsnoop:
hey guys whats up
how’d you make a blank post?
you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.
please tell me
This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

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velocirapity64:

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

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girlfoxcock:

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

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amnestyliketaz:

i’m honor of the nimona movie (it’s so good i’m gonna scream and cry for the next million years) i must share my favorite nimona art ever
drawn by ND stevenson ofc and posted on twitter a few years ago i believe
do i even have to SAY anything? the shark, it’s not rocket surgery, baby nimona, the DOMESTICITY of it all im gonna explode

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fireball-me:

kitsune-kaos:
Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes
I just want some god damned clothes

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ketchuplaser:

yournewfriendshouse:
bidoof:
mooserattler:
jjflow:
freshrosemary:
allthelittlebeagles:
moonblossom:
mooserattler:
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
i will always support this post
@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve
this photo of OP holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios is so beloved to me
The fact that it has this many notes and OP is still active boggles the mind.

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